$UNEMPLOYED
⚠️ NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE ⚠️
Made by Powell at an unemployment support group meeting
What is $UNEMPLOYED?
After losing his job at the Fed, Powell had too much free time and decided to:
❌ Update his LinkedIn
❌ Network professionally
❌ Learn new skills
✅ CREATE A MEMECOIN WITH ZERO UTILITY
This token represents the financial decisions of someone who should probably be job hunting instead.
Contract Address: Coming to pump.fun soon™
📹 Exclusive Behind-The-Scenes Documentary 📹
Watch Powell's descent into memecoin madness (filmed on his phone during unemployment office breaks)
🚀 "Features" 🚀
- Created during unemployment office hours
- Zero utility (we're honest about it)
- Liquidity pool: Powell's last paycheck
- Whitepaper: A napkin from AA meeting
- Smart contract: Copy-pasted with love
- Marketing budget: $0 (unemployment benefits pending)
- Community: You, Powell, and maybe his therapist
📍 Roadmap (Subject to Change Based on Mood)
Phase 1: Desperation
✅ Lose job
✅ Panic
✅ Make memecoin instead of productive decisions
Phase 2: False Hope
⏳ Launch on pump.fun
⏳ Hope people buy it
⏳ Convince family this is a "business venture"
Phase 3: Acceptance
🔮 Maybe get a real job?
🔮 Or ride this to the moon
🔮 Probably therapy either way
Ready to Make Questionable Financial Decisions?
Join Powell on this wild ride to nowhere!